Srpen 2012

Vlasta odhalen

18. srpna 2012 v 14:15 | HeavyMetalFan
Jelikož a protože jsme investigativní blog, tak neustále pátráme po nových a šokujících zjištěních. Ani na chvilku očkou nezamhouříme a stále jsme čilí a toto úsilí se nám vyplatilo - včera po dlouhé (několikaletém) pátrání se nám podařilo odhlait, co stojí za ostřihanými vlasy milého Vlastíka. Původní idea, že za to může jeho choť, byla včera vyvrácena (tímto se milé choti omlouváme a posíláme puget) - Vlasta se neostříhal z donucení, ani ne z důvodu nové práce, ale je to naprosto z jiného a velice šokujícího důvodu - VLasta je gay. A no je to tak - Vlasta je zástupce 4%. Ono to je již známo již déle - stačilo by rozkódovat píseň od Visacího zámku:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70KJSksxUX0
- Kde je Vlasta? Je v kopřivách. Co tam dělá? Meje si tam nohy...... Z čehož naprosto jasně lze vzít, to že je Vlasta gayus (jen gay si může mít nohy)....

For English speaking person: Vlasta is not straight :D

Greek style

9. srpna 2012 v 11:52 | HeavyMetalFan


Greekos ;)

As MarT would say: Fucking tourist everywhere

9. srpna 2012 v 11:38 | HeavyMetalFan
So last time we ended at Octopus bar. I had prepared small joke. So as you could see on the picture in first article, I took hat, glasses and also jacket, so I was covered. It was working for a while but after a while I was discovered.... SO my prepared plan didnot work as I was expecting (probably because I am so handsome that you cant forgot my look :D)..
So after we went to night swimming - after almost melt down, it was good change and somebody has really good idea to take some beers on the beach ;) ...
After we went back to Kiriakos house,small raiki (hot) and we went to sleep (so we found sleeping for first day) ,,
Next day, we went to city (it was 4km walk in open hell). And I remember what I didnot like on Greece, Greeek people. Outside is 35 degrees, you are swetting like hell and you meet greek person with jacket eating hot gyros but almostly without any small place of sweat: you can see in their face that they are even thinking to wear a another sweater .... fuckers ...
Likely I am calm person, so I wasnot planning to start a war ..(I think Philip will do it for me)..
So we arrived to city, there were full of tourist (on every corner there was group of peopling screaming some nonsense in some nonsense language and everybody was trying to touch you when they were going around you... so full of jantaru (plural of jantar) ... marT will like it ..

So we went to tak a gyros to spanish place (it is notexactly spanish place, but the spanish (alberto etc) were going there a lot .. it is place close to fountaint...
So small gyros and we went to take small frappe... From a while I was like Greek, nit sweating like idiot,but after I woke up wet like after bath ...

In the afternoon we had meeting with one guy from couchsurfing - he shouldtake us to his house ... He took us to his house, it is close from central bus station ...
You can tell his job just by his look - he is like arnold schwarzneger .... So imagine when this guy came ti me and asked me "Who you are looking for" .. I was saying my last pray .. .
But it was ok .. SO he took us to his flat, it is double floor, so we had first floor - there are two couches and bathroom and shared kitchen ... It is ok ... There is just one speciality - the shower room - it was made by some greek engineer - normally you shaped the floor to the "shit", where is water going down ... SO it will not flood your house,,, but in this situation, it was shaped under the toilet - greek style :P ..:P .. But in general falt is nice ;) ...
So after small shower (first and last on Crete), we went to take small gyros (I decided to eat as musch gyros as I can - I called "Gyros party till vomit "...
After small OCtopus party - aslo on of my friend should join us - because I dont have his permission to say his name, lets call him Sorvats...
Also our flatowner went with us.. There were small Tsikoudia involved ... So after a while our flatowner decided to dont follow "Czech&Kiriakos" style of drinking Tsikoudia ... Yes , I will write him down also on my list of people,which I got drunk :P :D .. My friend (Sorvats)shoudl arrive at ten but in greek style he arrived at11:30 on motorbike, on which I will be afraid just look :D
SO small party and we went home ...

How this all started

2. srpna 2012 v 11:24 | HeavyMetalFan
So there were few complains abotu not writing in English, so more people can read it. And because our blog is modern and up-to-date, so we decided (by we I mean me ) to follow new fashion and we will write in Svahilian - hekeres murese anseres bundeles peltonen (similiarity with finish is just random). But still I am czech person so I will use few words in czech:
jantar - it means the person who is fucking stupid by funny way
dub - oak, meaning almost the same like the one above,- imagine the situation that you drunk two bottles of strongest vodka, smoke couple ofjoints, ate whole bag of frogs and ride a seahorse - so this is dub ...

Ok so lets started.
At start we have to say that I was trying to find some place by couchsurfing (if you dont know, what it is, write your last will and burry yourself :P). And I should stay at one girls place - she is offeruing her studio for reasonable price, but the malaka wrote me two days before I should arrive that she gave the flat for somebody else for whole august (ofcourse it means more money for her) - so big malakos...
So I went on Crete without place to stay. - who I solved will be seen in next articles..
So My trip started at my city (suprisly :D). Next stop was french part of czech 'Prague).
I had meeting with my friend there - he arrived to Prague and he was robed in Prague after 5 minutes - and now tellme that Prague is not french part..
I was staying there overnight - I met more strange people than in my whole life ;).
I went to Poland by train. I started at 5 am from Prague to Pardubicos. We took pendolino - for people not familiar with this train - it is like most modern train,which can brake any time - it is enough to just open window in bad moment and whole train brokes:D ...
Funny part was that we bought normal ticket for normal train, but we boarded pendolino. The revisor was little angry with it, but we played stupid "yes we dont know, we are sorry, we are form village" face :P .. So it was ok ;)
At Pardubicos we changed train to normal one. In next coupe, there was some gifted singer - at start it was ok, but after while it was like listening screaming cat chased by MarT :D ..

On czech part it was ok, we just stopped in few cities, but at Poland we stopped in every shithole. Imagine that you stopped in the midlle of forest and there were living one guy and one cow and half of chicken
So after we arrived to Wroclaw. The main train station was in reconstruction and the leading guy was for sure greek - because there were reconstucting it for championship in football (EURO 2012), but now after few month after EURO it is still like house for tools...
There is sign where to go to take bus to airport.But after a while there is no sign and no bus station, so you have look for a while. Next suprise was ticket for bus - there is automat for it, but it was jamed, so there was also one inside the bus, but it was just taking credit cards... Greek way..
The airport is small one, newly build. Shops and restaurant isnide accept Euro, but they are returng in polsih currency, so now I have some bills with some fucking mustache guy, who probably drunk 4 litres of vodka on ex...
After we boarded our flight to Chania. The flight was opk, except some stupid people which took really young child to plane and she was crying almost all time - comeon, what is so hard to understand, that smallchildren shouldnot flight,because they are scared .. You can go by car, or by bus .. it is more nature for them.. or stay at hoime,

I was little thirsty so I took really cheap beer on borad (who can say that pay 4,50n euro for beer is too much???) ..
SO we arrived on time. We shared a taxi with Poland couple and directlyto Octopus (to take one coke and sleep), but more about that next days ...Now we have to go to try some Octopus (you can guees where :D :D)..